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Diary of the insane 29/02/12~ by 1TheoWarren, literature

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Diary of the insane 29/02/12~

Dearest Diary~ Scarping that diet idea... that milkshake stuff taste horrible! If that is what healthy taste like, count me out! I'd much sooner get fat and live in a dressing gown for the rest of eternity... Hell I'd even prefer to drink toilet water... which I have been bet to do before, they wanted my secret cookie recipe... safe to say it is still safe in my possession~ not a high point of my life but never mind, it was just one of those things that just had to be done~ So I've decided to sign up to the gym instead~ I do like the look of all those marvelous machines~ And best of all free sauna~ Now, where did I but my sweat

Diary of the insane 28/02/12~ by 1TheoWarren, literature

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Diary of the insane 28/02/12~

Dearest Diary~ That's it I'm going on a diet... I blame that new cake shop just down the street... damn them and their master baker! Only this morning Sasha has not so lovingly pointed out that I am developing a cake gut... I mean, me, fat! What a preposterous notion! Then again... I do believe I have eaten my own weight in cake in the last week and a half... Maybe that wasn't a good idea after all... *Sighs* well I suppose getting back in shape maybe won't be a bad idea after all... Maybe I should go buy some of that de-fat quickly... or whatever it's called... Well.... after I finish that last of that cake... It'll be taun

Diary of the insane 27/02/12~ by 1TheoWarren, literature

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Diary of the insane 27/02/12~

Dearest Diary~ Sorry I didn't write yesterday but Sunday's my day off~ And I was spending the day with my dearest Wives~ Valarie and Sasha~ I do love them both so very much~ Any back to today~ I came up with a delightful little poem while dealing with the dearly (and greatly) parted Mr Jacobs... oh dear I mean departed~ hehe~ so i dedicate this to all those who read these~ Forever is over, Immortality's a dream~ You may have been righteous, or even unclean~ Death has no discrimination's, it's all the luck of the draw~ And when Death calls your number, you'll be knocking on my door~ Lovely isn't it? Until tomorrow my lovelies~ t

Diary of the insane 25/02/12~ by 1TheoWarren, literature

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Diary of the insane 25/02/12~

Dearest Diary~ Bought George, my gold fish, a friend today~ Named the fine finned little fellow, Fred~ they both are getting along swimmingly in the sink in my downstairs toilet~ Tried to find a small shark for my bathtub but unfortunately I can't seem to find anywhere that sells them so... I've had to settle for a 20 foot Boa, who I dutifully named Monty~ Let's just hope Monty doesn't eat Magic, the cat... haha... just thought, that's bound to happen... for that would truly be some disappearing act~ Lol~ ly~ pop~ Buy at least now i can get rid of some of those mice... i mean honestly... started out with like 5 and now there's l

Diary of the insane 24/02/12~ by 1TheoWarren, literature

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Diary of the insane 24/02/12~

Dearest Diary~ The Teletubbie hunt has been a disaster so fair... I blame Google maps This idiotic system seems to be on to me, and is hiding the felt covered abominations from me, showing a complete disregard for the benefits to science that this finding could possibly present~ I conclude that the constructors are either Jeremy... who has always had out for me, after I stole his 'girlfriend' in 1789, I mean how petty can you get? And in all fairness she totally fancied me first~ so take that Jeremy! I digress, or the same people who makes those morons, who make those small paper shredders... which just refuse to do their jobs no matter h

Diary of the insane 22/02/12~ by 1TheoWarren, literature

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Diary of the insane 22/02/12~

Dearest Diary~ Well look at you all shiny an new, All blank and unused~ Just waiting to have ink applied to lovely white sheets of nothingness, How you please me so~ First entry woo~ I think it is only right to document something that has been on my mind for quite some time, What in god's name is a teletubbie? And am I the only one that finds these things slightly disturbing? Not that i could find dissecting on thoroughly enjoyable... I mean who doesn't want to know how that screen works... and find out lord knows what is under that fuzzy felt coating? That's it, I'm hurting on going teletubbie hunting... They can't be all that h

Diary of the insane 23/02/12~ by 1TheoWarren, literature

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Diary of the insane 23/02/12~

Dearest Diary~ I find myself wondering what it would be like if humans had settings, you know like those on a computer or other electronic thingy-ma-bobs~ and how that would change the way they live, and die for that matter~ If you could put yourself on hibernate when ill, On sleep when you need sleep... well obviously... Delete information when you need to take in new data, more important information instead of remembering what colour you painted your toenails in January 1976. And when you had enough of all, you just click shut down... or even wipe memory, to start over~ Am I the only one that would be curious what restart would lo

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Oct 31, 1900
United Kingdom
Deviant for 12 years
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Hello m'dears~

About myself hmmm...
I am a local mortician~ I adore my work, and my lovely but sadly less then responsive house guests~

So if any of you, require my services, do give me a call~ I'll make the dearest corpse beautiful again, no matter what kind of death the poor unfortunate has suffered, before fitting them for a specially make coffin, crafted by my good self~

I deeply enjoy the way i live and i have no interest in changing that any time soon~

I thought it about time I created my good self one of these fascinating little pages~ For even I, rather enjoy the art of you delightful little specimens~

So you have any questions, do not be afraid to ask me~ I'll be waiting for your company with tea and biscuits~

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Lord knows~

Favourite Movies

Must admit I am fond to the odd comedy, but alas I don't have much time for such activities~

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Creature Feature~

Favourite Books

Cinematic Records usual make a good read~ but hush don't tell the insufferable suck up I still have them~

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All those lovely people that write about me naturally~

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